What colour is burp?
Burple!
What colour is a cheerleaders food?
Cheerios!
what did the dentist give to the marching band?
A tuba toothpaste!
What do you call a traveling flea?
An itch-hiker!
where can you get a milkshake?
From a nerves cow!
Where do American cows come from?
Moo York!
Why did the math class not use desks?
Because they used times tables!
What is the longest word in english?
Smiles, because it's got a mile between the two s's!
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
A food fight!
Did you hear th joke about the jump rope?
No, I skipped it.
How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window.
Whats a dogs favourite movie?
The wizard of paws!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
you rock-et!
What is a rabbits favourite music?
Hip hop!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why was the broom late for work?
Because it swept in!
More jokes coming soon...
